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$GOSHA
Undisputed. Unbothered.

GoshaThe Pigeon

A cat threw hands at him inside a cage. He slipped every single one and never took his hands out of his pockets.

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Watch the fight
Gosha the pigeon slipping a punch
Head movement
Undefeated
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01 — The stare-down

It started with eye contact

A kitten and a pigeon standing beak to nose before the fight
Weigh-inNo belt on the line

A cat put him in a cage and started throwing hands. Nobody told the pigeon this was supposed to be a problem.

He didn't flap. He didn't run. He moved his head — left, right, left — and the punches went past him one after another. One-twos, hooks, the whole card. Nothing landed.

Somewhere in there the cat ran out of ideas, grabbed him, held on, then sat down and pretended it never cared. The camera kept rolling.

A kitten winding up a punch behind an unbothered pigeon
02 — The whole card

He never turned around

The cat fed him a one-two, then a hook, then everything it had left. The pigeon kept eating seeds. At no point did he acknowledge that a fight was happening.

Tale of the tape
Weight
340 g
Reach
one (1) wing
Stance
whatever
Guard
none, never needed
Hands
in his pockets
Coach
nobody
03 — The clinch

When you can't hit him, you hold him

Round three, the cat gave up on landing anything clean and just wrapped him up. Then it let go, sat down and started acting like it had somewhere else to be.

Official verdictCat caught auraand stopped giving a damn
A kitten holding the pigeon in a clinch
04 — The mouth

He does talk

Extreme close-up of the pigeon with its beak wide open
  • Swing again. I'll wait.
  • That was the combination?
  • You're holding me because you're tired.
  • I came here to eat.

Nobody has confirmed what Gosha was actually saying. Everybody agrees it was disrespectful.

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05 — The footage

Round by round

06 — The gamePlayable

Beat the shit out of him

Tap the ring. The cat swings, Gosha slips it, you get a point. He has never once been hit, so tap as fast as your thumb allows.

A kitten and Gosha the pigeon squaring up
Tap anywhere to swing
×1
Punches dodged
0
Warming up
Best
0
Streak
0
Hits landed on Gosha
0

This number is not a counter. It is a fact.

07 — How to buy

Four steps, no head movement needed

01

Get a wallet

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02

Put SOL in it

Any exchange, any amount. Send it to your own wallet address.

03

Copy the address

The contract address lands on this page the second the coin is live.

04

Swap on pump.fun

Paste the address, swap, done. Then keep your hands in your pockets.

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$GOSHA is a meme coin about a pigeon who dodged a cat. Nothing here is financial advice.